Victoria Beckham's Open Letter to Anna Wintour

Enemies, friends, or "frenemies"?

We all know Victoria Beckham has gone from Spice Girl to fashion designer, but we also all know that Anna Wintour is a complete pain in the neck and that she terrifies the fashion industry. She once admitted that if there was one VOGUE cover she regretted approving, it was the Spice Girls one.

Queens of the 90s

Talk about slapping Victoria right in the face. Now why would she admit that and then decide to splash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West all over the latest VOGUE cover? Well, apparently, Victoria wasn't very pleased with this decision, so she wrote an open letter to Anna:. Read it here:

“Dear Anna,

What more can I do?

I removed the saline sacks in my chest. I cut off my hair extensions. I got rid of the French manicure and returned to my normal skin tone. I pretended I read books. I made a commitment to never smile in public. I starved myself. I have had nothing but peas and herbal tea for 3 years.

What more can I do?

I am a style icon. Every fashion house wants me to wear their clothes. Everyone from Queen Rania and Beyoncé to Yolanda from "Housewives of Beverly Hills" wears my designs.

She cuts Tom Ford dresses into crop tops. She sells leopard leggings at Sears. You know who wears her clothes? My third assistant just told me girls who work the checkout at something called a $0.99 cent store or the manager at Pet Smart.

You know what I wore to the Royal wedding when I was 8 months pregnant? I wore my own design. A boat-neck Navy dress with custom made Louboutin heels. Remember what she wore to the Met Gala? She wore a couch.

And are they really the most talked about couple in the world? David is an international sports star, model, and philanthropist. That guy wears hooded sweatshirts and can’t sell out tickets to one of his rapping shows. He wears gold teeth. He has poor grammar. I was a Spice Girl!

What more can I do?

Warm regards,
Victoria”

Anyone with two brain cells would understand this is a joke, but it does seem a bit odd that Victoria never graced the VOGUE US cover, yet a talentless reality TV star manages to somehow make her way there. Perhaps Victoria isn't as relevant as she used to be? Or maybe Anna just doesn't like her enough. Either way, we think Victoria should go back to singing. Have you ever heard her debut album? Check it out:

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